bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via yareyrey)

housewifeswag:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

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Ive replied to all the asks in my inbox….apparently they still arent getting through half the time

Donkey smashing cum guzzlers, inbox sucks sometimes

piertotum-locomottor:

barack-obottm:

what episode of lazy town was this?

since when sportacus is a pervert

piertotum-locomottor:

barack-obottm:

what episode of lazy town was this?

since when sportacus is a pervert

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bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

image

AW SHIT SON

(via nekomcevil)

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oliveracedavis:

BABY!
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via heyfunniest)

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#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile

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ruinedchildhood:

I cant breathe

(via hadesxrising)

jecoart:

Mona Khaleesa 

jecoart:

Mona Khaleesa 

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