aaliyah1979-2001:

a hot sext

serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

image

(via seashellbumblebee)

artiiomas:

DIME!

artiiomas:

DIME!

(via sophielily)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via mysoulforhisglory)

young-and-vestal:

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

The fuck dude? Lol that is totally Bean and me.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

HAPPY

capitalistpropaganda:

image

(via thebatterpurifiedthephonebox)

feministfairyy:

Honestly, people can bitch and say whatever they please about “selfie culture” but just take a second to appreciate, whether or not you’re aboard the self-love train (which ya should be but that’s a different rant), that we’re probably the first generation whose children and grandchildren will be able to see their immediate ancestry documented in full and in something other than mainly black-and-white “formal” shots. 

(via actual-fox)

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(Source: cute-decoration, via pearlyandcurly)

OBEY THE BEARD!!

(Source: people.com, via jenack-jarpad)

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy, via givemethewine)

Today can literally kiss my bearded ass……fuck days like this

Yeah facebook, im looking at you
you too tumblr ask box anons
and especially all you lovey dovey couples…..I swear its worse than valentines day today 

helvetios:

The great HevyDevy shows metalheads everywhere how to dance to his new material

(via deathbringer-fromthesky)